Scary English

Since I'm out in the "wilds" today "camping" with my middle son and the 5th grade class, here's a post I prepared earlier.

On our shopping trip to the hardware store on Saturday I found this "Compression Underwear". That's not so unusual, except the English is a little suspect. 

Here's a close-up. "The "Gladiatorarmor" is a functional fiber that improves your bodily functions more efficiently."

Hmmm. I didn't buy them!