Funny English

This is a fun packet of shower caps, check out the English.

It seems that I can use the plastic shower caps with a washing machine or a drier or an iron, but not with them all.  Subtle, I know, but still fun.

I'm a bit worried about the phrase, "prevent water and moisture during shower time", does that mean that I'll have trouble getting water on the rest of me?

And what on earth is "hair packing". Please don't tell me that I need to pack my hair next time I go away, I hate packing enough as it is.

But the funnest bit is "Leave it at abandon area as per request of every district." I never considered the rubbish collection place had so much emotion attached to it. Apparently we "abandon" our rubbish there. I wonder if anyone cries?