Eye brow pain

On Tuesday I was handed a product which had this written on it: "The newly devised 'Eyebrow Template' is topmost recommended to whom unable brow as you wish. This is much proud to rely on the theory and analysis of eyebrow make-up leader, Tony Tanaka. Anyone can brow alone easily and speedy just as if professionals do so." Make sense to you? Can you guess what the product is? Yes, it is made in Japan. I haven't tried to read the Japanese, however I have heard that the Japanese written on some of these products can be as bad as the English.